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Airplane II Movie Quotes: By Steve McCroskey
And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*. Why, Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon! ~ Steve McCroskey, Airplane II (1982). Now listen to me and listen good. If you got any ideas, any ideas at all, now is the time. I want to hear them and I want to hear them now! ~ Steve McCroskey, Airplane II (1982). Listen good. That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed, and that's no good! It's got to be in one piece when you land on the moon! You know damn well that that warp drive has never been tested! ~ Steve McCroskey, Airplane II (1982). Would somebody please tell me what in Sam Hill a woman is doing up there in charge of that ship? ~ Steve McCroskey, Airplane II (1982). Airplane II Movie Quotes: By Controller Jacobs Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. ~ Controller Jacobs, Airplane II (1982). How about a game show like Hollywood Squares but with kids? Gary Coleman could host. ~ Controller Jacobs, Airplane II (1982). Airplane II Movie Quotes: By Elaine Dickinson Well, this is Elaine Dickinson. I'm 5-foot-8, 123 pounds. I have, uh, brown hair, blue eyes. I enjoy surfing, backgammon and men who aren't afraid to cry. ~ Elaine Dickinson, Airplane II (1982). I'm gonna go get Ted, just don't fall apart on me now! ~ Elaine Dickinson, Airplane II (1982). Airplane II Movie Quotes: By Buck Murdock Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. ~ Buck Murdock, Airplane II (1982). Why the *hell* aren't I notified about these things? ~ Buck Murdock, Airplane II (1982). Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug! ~ Buck Murdock, Airplane II (1982). Airplane II Movie Quotes: By Other Characters Dad never slaps me around at home, must be his coffee. ~ Jimmy, Airplane II (1982). Oh, that was a time. You got hold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks, you kept telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly! ~ Mrs. Hammen, Airplane II (1982). A large, fiery ball at the center of our solar system, but that's not important now. We're heading right for it. ~ Simon, Airplane II (1982). Where am I going to get a piece of metal?... Out here in space?... At this hour? ~ Striker, Airplane II (1982). I'm Father O'Flanagan, and I am a man of God. Therefore you must trust me when I tell you that we're all likely going to die. ~ Father O'Flanagan, Airplane II (1982). If this canned beet was run by vegetarian women rather than flesh-eating men, this whole space disaster would never have happened. You know right now, we're working to raise the consciousness of the vegetarian minorities with diet sensitivity training, so that people will be able to deal with the foul... ~ Tad Woman, Airplane II (1982). |