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Airplane Movie Quotes: By Rex Kramer
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. ~ Rex Kramer, Airplane (1980). Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that. ~ Rex Kramer, Airplane (1980). Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been! ~ Rex Kramer, Airplane (1980). Airplane Movie Quotes: By Rumack Can you fly this plane, and land it? ~ Rumack, Airplane (1980). It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. ~ Rumack, Airplane (1980). Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." ~ Rumack, Airplane (1980). The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner. ~ Rumack, Airplane (1980). Airplane Movie Quotes: By Elaine Dickinson There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ~ Elaine Dickinson, Airplane (1980). It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. ~ Elaine Dickinson, Airplane (1980). It takes so many things to make love last. But most of all, it takes respect, and I can't live with a man I don't respect. ~ Elaine Dickinson, Airplane (1980). Airplane Movie Quotes: By Other Characters Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres... ~ Johnny, Airplane (1980). Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. ~ Steve McCroskey, Airplane (1980). I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married. ~ Randy, Airplane (1980). What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap! ~ Second Jive Dude, Airplane (1980). |