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Funny Short Love Quotes from Movies
I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is. ~ Forrest Gump. You wouldn't know love if it kicked you in the fangs. ~ True Blood (2011). Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable... ~ Wizard of Oz. When you love somebody, you go deaf, dumb, and blind. ~ The Way We Were. Funny Love Quotes from Movies for Him Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. ~ The Office (2005). My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look. ~ Crimes and Misdemeanors. Without a heart I can never really know what it would be like to love someone, or ever really understand trashy novels. ~ Wizard of Oz. We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't happen like it should. ~ No Strings Attached (2011). Funny Love Quotes from Movies for Her When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ~ When Harry Met Sally. ...when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me? ~ Definitely, Maybe (2008). I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that! ~ Four Weddings and a Funeral. I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. ~ When Harry Met Sally. Cute Funny Love Quotes from Movies I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting. ~ Love Actually (2003). I dare not kiss so lovely a lady. I have but one heart to lose. ~ First Knight. You will never know love unless you surrender to it. ~ Fools Rush In. A heart can be broken; but it keeps beating just the same. ~ Fried Green Tomatoes. Best Funny Love Quotes from Movies Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. ~ Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. If you're not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love. ~ A Lot Like Love. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. ~ Love and Death. Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of “Everybody Loves Raymond”, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It last forever. ~ Knocked Up. Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm laying here dying. ~ I Love You Phillip Morris (2009). |