Christopher Crosby Farley, popularly known as Chris Farley, was an American actor and comedian who is still loved for his loud comedies. When only 33, the portly comic actor died of a drug overdose in 1997. Other than his comic movies, Farley is also known for his talent as a cast member in Saturday Night Live. Go through some of the most memorable quotes from the movies of Chris Farley, from Wayne's World to Almost Heroes.
Chris Farley Quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja
...the blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night...
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
...as a pimp I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup ...
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
Okey dokey, lets see what we got baking in the oven. Yeah, ya, ya, ya, ya. Not yet a match. Ok well, it looks like we are about one degree Celsius off on that ah magenta color. What I can do is quantify the 7F reading. To me they're just a little bit off, what I can do on that is run a pap smear, and that should even it out.
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
Hey, you hear the one about the lady who backed into a fan? It was a disaster. "Dis-assed" her.
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
...the blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night...
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
...as a pimp I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup ...
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
Okey dokey, lets see what we got baking in the oven. Yeah, ya, ya, ya, ya. Not yet a match. Ok well, it looks like we are about one degree Celsius off on that ah magenta color. What I can do is quantify the 7F reading. To me they're just a little bit off, what I can do on that is run a pap smear, and that should even it out.
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
Hey, you hear the one about the lady who backed into a fan? It was a disaster. "Dis-assed" her.
~ Chris Farley as Haru, Beverly Hills Ninja.
Chris Farley Quotes from Black Sheep
...I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants... ~ Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly, Black Sheep. I feel like a horse's patute ... ~ Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly, Black Sheep. ...young fella, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floor so for a nightmare you can't even imagine, I will gasp at you inside the 6 sided winds of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW! ~ Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly, Black Sheep. |
Chris Farley Quotes from Almost Heroes
...oooh, I've had my hand under a peticoat or two, haaaaa ...
~ Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt, Almost Heroes.
I name this here fork "Pittsburgh Nellie"; a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that *thing* on her neck.
~ Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt, Almost Heroes.
...oooh, I've had my hand under a peticoat or two, haaaaa ...
~ Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt, Almost Heroes.
I name this here fork "Pittsburgh Nellie"; a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that *thing* on her neck.
~ Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt, Almost Heroes.
Chris Farley Quotes from other Movies
...that Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ase...I know from experience, if you know what I mean...well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on, wooo weeee...no no no, they didn't...but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did...
~ Chris Farley as Bus Driver, Billy Madison.
I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight.
~ Chris Farley as Milton, Wayne's World 2.
...oh, you know that Saturday Night Live show, ah it got way worse...oh yeah, its just sad, they got that fat guy screaming all the time, come on, pull the plug on that freakin thing ...
~ Chris Farley as Chicago Sports Fan, SNL (Saturday Night Live).
...that Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ase...I know from experience, if you know what I mean...well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on, wooo weeee...no no no, they didn't...but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did...
~ Chris Farley as Bus Driver, Billy Madison.
I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight.
~ Chris Farley as Milton, Wayne's World 2.
...oh, you know that Saturday Night Live show, ah it got way worse...oh yeah, its just sad, they got that fat guy screaming all the time, come on, pull the plug on that freakin thing ...
~ Chris Farley as Chicago Sports Fan, SNL (Saturday Night Live).