Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
~ Larry Lorenzoni.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
~ John Glenn.
~ Larry Lorenzoni.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
~ John Glenn.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
~ Stephen Wright.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~ Lewis Carroll.
Getting old ain't for sissies.
~ Betty Davis.
When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.
~ F Scott Fitzgerald.
At 20 years of age the will reign; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.
~ Benjamin Franklin.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
~ Bette Midler.
~ Stephen Wright.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~ Lewis Carroll.
Getting old ain't for sissies.
~ Betty Davis.
When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.
~ F Scott Fitzgerald.
At 20 years of age the will reign; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.
~ Benjamin Franklin.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
~ Bette Midler.
Life begins at 40 -- but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
~ William Feather.
At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials.
~ Virginia Woolf.
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
~ Edward Young.
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
~ Victor Hugo.
~ William Feather.
At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials.
~ Virginia Woolf.
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
~ Edward Young.
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
~ Victor Hugo.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
~ Muhammad Ali.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~ Robert Frost.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
~ Pablo Picasso.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~ George Harrison.
...you should live everyday like its your birthday.
~ Paris Hilton.
~ Muhammad Ali.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~ Robert Frost.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
~ Pablo Picasso.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~ George Harrison.
...you should live everyday like its your birthday.
~ Paris Hilton.