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Friday Movie Quotes: By Craig Jones
For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same. ~ Craig Jones, Friday (1995). That's yo problem. Aint' nobody playin' but you. You walk up and down the street all day playin'. ~ Craig Jones, Friday (1995). You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money. ~ Craig Jones, Friday (1995). Friday Movie Quotes: By Mr. Jones You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day. ~ Mr. Jones, Friday (1995). Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins...I like pigs feet. ~ Mr. Jones, Friday (1995). I wish you was sleeping right now, I knock you upside your head with a left hook make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash. ~ Mr. Jones, Friday (1995). Around here, you go to work or go to school. First of the month, the rent is due. You ain't got nothing on the table, you ain't gotta worry about catching a dog. You gotta worry about a dog catchin' yo ass! ~ Mr. Jones, Friday (1995). I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. ~ Mr. Jones, Friday (1995). Boy, get your ass in here. I smelled your shit for... 22 years. Now you can smell mine for five minutes. ~ Mr. Jones, Friday (1995). Friday Movie Quotes: By Smokey Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. ~ Smokey, Friday (1995). The weed be lettin' you know... Evil lurks. ~ Smokey, Friday (1995). I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do. ~ Smokey, Friday (1995). Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. ~ Smokey, Friday (1995). Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head. ~ Smokey, Friday (1995). Friday Movie Quotes: By Other Characters Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game. ~ Mrs. Jones, Friday (1995). I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principal. There's principalities in the whole thing. ~ Big Worm, Friday (1995). Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit. ~ Ezal, Friday (1995). Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. ~ Pastor Clever, Friday (1995). |