Burlesque (2010) is the story of a small-town girl Ali (Christina Aguilera) moving from Iowa to L.A and becoming a star at the neo-burlesque club owned by Tess (Cher), an ex-dancer. Read and enjoy some of the hilarious quotes and sayins from the 2010 movie Burlesque, directed by Steven Antin.
Who does a girl have to flirt with to get from here... to up there?
~ Ali Rose. The choices I make? You're a bartender-slash-piano player, who writes songs that are never ready. ~ Ali Rose. |
Quotes from Ali Rose
Because I looked around and realized there wasn't one person whose life I wanted. ~ Ali Rose. And we know a cow when we see one. Don't underestimate us farm girls. ~ Ali Rose. If I'm not 20 times better than "boobs for brains" over there, you don't have to pay me. ~ Ali Rose. Where I come from friends don't chew on each others earlobes! ~ Ali Rose. |
Quotes from Nikki
Didn't your mama ever tell you it's not polite to stare?
~ Nikki.
How come I don't have a nickname?
~ Nikki.
I will not be upstaged by some slut with mutant lungs.
~ Nikki.
Didn't your mama ever tell you it's not polite to stare?
~ Nikki.
How come I don't have a nickname?
~ Nikki.
I will not be upstaged by some slut with mutant lungs.
~ Nikki.
Quotes from Tess
Oh, God, Georgia. Tell me you don't have the flu...Oh no... please have the flu!
~ Tess.
Vincent. How many times have I told you? No business during business hours.
~ Tess.
And I think that it's sweet that you think that you can.
~ Tess.
He didn't even look me in the eye! He just sat there playing with his wooden thingy on his desk. Yeah. Nameplate.
~ Tess.
Well, I didn't divorce you to spend more time with you.
~ Tess.
Don't "not now" me.
~ Tess.
"Ma'am"? What am I, my mother?
~ Tess.
Oh, God, Georgia. Tell me you don't have the flu...Oh no... please have the flu!
~ Tess.
Vincent. How many times have I told you? No business during business hours.
~ Tess.
And I think that it's sweet that you think that you can.
~ Tess.
He didn't even look me in the eye! He just sat there playing with his wooden thingy on his desk. Yeah. Nameplate.
~ Tess.
Well, I didn't divorce you to spend more time with you.
~ Tess.
Don't "not now" me.
~ Tess.
"Ma'am"? What am I, my mother?
~ Tess.
Quotes from Marcus
Wow. I can't believe Tess has you buried in the kick line.
~ Marcus.
Mall guy gets to keep his property, I get to keep the second best view in L.A.
~ Marcus.
Air rights. The guy that owns the strip mall ran into some money issues, almost had to sell. Whoever he sold it to would've put up a huge tower. So I bought the air rights. Now, no one can ever build above one storey.
~ Marcus.
Remember, you got that balloon payment due on the first.
~ Marcus.
I like it. When I see something I like, I have to have it. Been that way since I was a kid.
~ Marcus.
Wow. I can't believe Tess has you buried in the kick line.
~ Marcus.
Mall guy gets to keep his property, I get to keep the second best view in L.A.
~ Marcus.
Air rights. The guy that owns the strip mall ran into some money issues, almost had to sell. Whoever he sold it to would've put up a huge tower. So I bought the air rights. Now, no one can ever build above one storey.
~ Marcus.
Remember, you got that balloon payment due on the first.
~ Marcus.
I like it. When I see something I like, I have to have it. Been that way since I was a kid.
~ Marcus.
Quotes from other characters
I'm just saying. Life is about the choices you make.
~ Jack.
Strip club? Honey, I should wash your mouth out with Jägermeister. The only Pole you'll find in
there is Natasha, the short girl.
~ Alexis.
Alice, hm? Well, welcome to Wonderland.
~ Sean.
I'm just saying. Life is about the choices you make.
~ Jack.
Strip club? Honey, I should wash your mouth out with Jägermeister. The only Pole you'll find in
there is Natasha, the short girl.
~ Alexis.
Alice, hm? Well, welcome to Wonderland.
~ Sean.